Sunday, 29 March 2009

Bernard the great dog.

Woof woof woof.......................
'Whats that Bernard??'
Yes we are going to the supermarket now.

Sunday, 22 March 2009

Birds in flight.

But not the usual type of flight for a bird.

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

What is in a worm hole?

A man worm and magical pastel drops. Man worms are super intelligent, more so than humans. A far more advanced specie than a human man could ever be.

Thursday, 12 March 2009

I have a red nose.

He hasn't just got a stinking cold, he has a red nose because its Comic relief tomorrow. That comedy charity based mayhem of the year. Tomorrow for this great cause we, my sister Rosie and I shall be running into the Brighton sea. One of us dressed as a Care Bear and the other in a wedding dress. I was given the incentive to do this at Leapfrogg, where i work and where Rosie is the MD. I stupidly thought running into the sea in March would be a great idea and now i'm starting to worry just how cold its going to be. I have raised, i think, just over £200 so i think it will be worth it. We wont just have red noses we will have very red bodies when we stumble back on to the cobbles. We shall alsoo be featured in the Brighton Argus just to add to the humiliation. So if you are on the beach just left of the old pier at 11 o'clock you may catch this spectacular site.

So good luck to all those who are doing something funny for money. Wish us good luck, and hope that the front page of The Argus wont be 'Care bear and Bride drown for a good cause'!!!!

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

A little boy named Burt.

This is Burt. Burt is a little boy from Brighton. He is very shy and rarely looks up from the ground. His Mother buys him twee shirts. The other bigger boys laugh at him. What the bigger boys don't know is that Burt works out his mind everyday. One day Burt will challenge them to a game of wit. He will out wit them and be king of the school.

These are Burts angry hands. On black days his hands rage pink with fury. I bet he could hit the boys hard, but he doesn't agree with violence.

Since beginning writing this blog i'm slowly starting to wonder what goes on in my ginger little brain. Strange things don't you think?

Say goodnight Burt.......he's waving!

Sunday, 1 March 2009


Forget Batman's Catwoman, here is the real thing. She is pretty old and has a dodgy haircut but she IS half cat half female. She is a femline!

Now what human/animal shall i attempt now? maybe a moose man or a cheetah child?